Editor's note: Diego is our office dog. He insisted on contributing to the blog. We're not sure he understands what a deploy is.
Today was a big day at the studio. The humans were doing something called a "deploy." I'm not entirely sure what that means, but it seemed important based on how many times they refreshed the same screen.
My Contributions
8:00am — Arrived at office. Immediately checked for treats. Found one.
9:00am — The humans started typing very fast. I supervised from my bed.
10:30am — Someone said "it's in production." I wagged. This seemed like the right response.
11:00am — First nap of the day. Essential for maintaining focus.
12:00pm — Lunch. I had kibble. The humans had sad desk lunches. I won.
2:00pm — Something went wrong. Lots of typing. I offered moral support by existing nearby.
2:30pm — It was fixed. More wagging.
3:00pm — Second nap.
4:30pm — Final checks. I sniffed the air authoritatively.
5:00pm — "We're live." More treats. Best day.
Key Learnings
- Deploys require supervision
- Treats improve morale
- Naps are non-negotiable
I look forward to supervising more deploys in the future.
Diego is available for walkies, belly rubs, and enterprise security consultations.
